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Sleep Demotivational Poster


FINALS WEEK -


TAGS: finals sleep deprivation
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - March 2, 2013, 9:20 pm
The librarian walks over to her, sticks his finger in her. She screams, slaps him, and runs away. The librarian yells "She's still alive!"
autumnspirit - December 17, 2010, 12:05 pm
Added to faves! lol 5 Naps!
guyfox - December 15, 2010, 8:23 pm
oh how true
Donkasaurus - December 15, 2010, 7:04 pm
#1 - yes it is 5L! #2 I love leggings...5L!


TRANQUILIZER DARTS - When time outs aren't doing the trick.


TAGS: kids children sleeping
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by heathentod

pzykosiz - October 18, 2010, 1:11 am
isn't Elmo nice, he's about to draw a picture on her back
GeorgiZhukov - October 18, 2010, 1:10 am
Looks like my daughter after Christmas. This is 5 defiantly.
Budog - October 18, 2010, 12:55 am
I could of used some of those last night for my Granddaughter...
Mr. Shiny - October 12, 2010, 7:12 pm
lol 5 darts!
Chef - May 13, 2010, 6:43 pm
Awesome! 5Ls... is elmo taking the dart out or pushing it in?
MO - May 13, 2010, 9:16 am
apporves.....that's french for really amsome!
MO - May 13, 2010, 8:55 am
Now this is some funny stuff!! Elmo apporves!!


SLEEPING DISORDER -




BE VEWY VEWY QUIET -


TAGS: women sleeping peace and quiet
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Airman

Whoflungdung74 - September 16, 2013, 7:14 am
My wife's an Insomniac lol!!
mrbommynuke - October 30, 2011, 11:48 am
its funny cause it true lol
UlyssesArt - October 27, 2011, 7:08 pm
lol very good
tellitlikeitis - October 25, 2011, 9:08 pm
Had to laugh at this one... 5 (more hours of peace for men).
Greeny - October 25, 2011, 8:34 pm
55555h!
mariand - October 25, 2011, 4:32 pm
ditto


SLEEP TIGHT -


TAGS: sleep stare insomnia
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by Sho

DarknessEmbraced - December 1, 2012, 9:34 pm
Is that Chris Crocker?? Ha ha...
Sho - May 28, 2012, 5:42 pm
You're welcome >:)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 28, 2012, 2:51 pm
This clearly explains the freakin' front door slamming after I got up around this time for no reason. Thanks for bringing back my insomnia. 5 lions!
jedimonk - May 14, 2012, 8:47 am
I agree to this. Usually an animal, either cat or dog, that wants food. Creepy thought.
OTC - May 13, 2012, 12:06 pm
MissPriss, if they're not satisfied, its their fault for quitting too soon;-)
Verdeckt - May 12, 2012, 11:56 pm
Trouble5ome
MissPriss - May 12, 2012, 3:56 pm
Wow I know that feeling, usually after ***, they stare as if asking...that's it? 5l for making fun of my life ;)
fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 2:28 pm
Thank5 in advance for some sleepless nights!


Sleeping Beauty -


TAGS: movie not rated cosby sleeping
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Ism

MissPriss - July 12, 2015, 11:10 pm
Never fails, Ism manages to pop back in with a 5L'er everytime.
Cannabal - July 12, 2015, 1:16 am
You, you are just a horrible per5on. For that, I admire you.
concern3 - July 12, 2015, 12:56 am
Scary true a 5er
GaryO - July 11, 2015, 9:47 pm
Beard baby, where ye been?


I CAST... - Sleep Spell!


TAGS: hawk sleep
Rating: 4.49/5

More motifakes by motinet

Reality Lord - January 21, 2011, 10:03 pm

lolz
Faceplant31 - January 21, 2011, 11:10 am
5L
Produceman117 - March 14, 2010, 3:35 am
Gotta hit the hay. Set your clocks, fellas.
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 8:02 pm
heh heh heh.... lovin' it!
GreyScorpion - February 8, 2010, 8:51 pm
quality will always prevail, the votes have spoken.
motifake - February 8, 2010, 8:29 pm

Woo hoooo! This one made a come back :)
Eternal Lord Jackass - February 6, 2010, 2:26 pm
Just hope he doesn't wake up and cast blind
BoneCD - February 6, 2010, 5:50 am
very well done Mr.M!
Motifake Wit Liberation F - February 6, 2010, 1:00 am
I love it! 5 eagles!
motifake - February 5, 2010, 5:41 pm

Dammit, I had the top spot for a little while hehe...
Airman - February 5, 2010, 5:36 pm
LOL!
Fatt Matt - February 5, 2010, 5:21 pm
you need 3 successes, now roll... er, I mean... NERD!!
GreyScorpion - February 5, 2010, 3:46 pm
So simple, yet brilliant. 5L
R.S.Jake - February 5, 2010, 3:36 pm
Ha Ha! 5 Crystal Staffs! (de-geeking in 5..4..3..2..1)


INSOMNIA - Sleep is overrated. It's like practicing death


TAGS: death sleep
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Sound

forseti - September 23, 2010, 12:48 am
Sound, your pic is very nice and fits very well! I don't think the coffin picture would be better!
AdmiralAckbar - September 22, 2010, 9:58 pm
5 temazepam. If it does not put you to sleep you will not care.
Sound - September 22, 2010, 6:13 pm
I wanted someone in a coffin with their eyes open but couldn't find one i liked
forseti - September 22, 2010, 5:16 pm
it's probably hard to find a better pic after being up for some days ;)
Hawamleh - September 22, 2010, 4:52 pm
5Ls, The Pic Sorta Creeps Me Out..
Faceplant31 - September 22, 2010, 4:46 pm
I love it, could have found a better pic maybe but still i love it. 5L


DISNEY SAILOR SCOUTS - In the name of Jerry Bruckenheimer, WE WILL PUNISH YOU!


TAGS: anime manga sailor scouts moon disney little mermaid aladdin cinderella sleeping beauty
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - August 29, 2009, 1:56 am
Man... You are wrong. That is just plainly wrong.


impuissance -


TAGS: sleep game safe
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Sho

steve1961 - March 8, 2014, 5:21 am
That's okay, Space...I was part of the conversation and even I didn't know what I was talking about...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 6, 2014, 3:13 am
Yet, once again. I 5ay to myself, "Self, read just one more before you go to bed." Thank you Sho. Thank you, oh so very much for the sweet dreams... Thank you. (Good job)
spacedog - March 4, 2014, 9:19 pm
I couldn't figure out what the hell you guys were talking about. On the plus side of this site d*** isn't censored.
TerrorAustralis - March 4, 2014, 1:51 pm
yeah but when people see d***, "d a m n" isnt the first thing they think of. and "dam" isnt filtered, so its basically just punishing people for having good spelling.
steve1961 - March 4, 2014, 1:46 pm
Because it's a swear word...
TerrorAustralis - March 3, 2014, 6:59 pm
why is d a m n getting picked up by the swear filter?
TerrorAustralis - March 3, 2014, 6:58 pm
d***... thats good.
Reality Lord - March 2, 2014, 10:22 am

whooooooooooooooooooa. thnx sho....paranoia level way way up now.


I TOTALLY TAKE BACK - all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger


TAGS: sleepy work
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by longnose

MrSkateRookie - May 22, 2011, 5:53 am
well know to get mines now then
steph1 - May 21, 2011, 10:26 am
ditto - sooo true


3 O'CLOCK RUT - It's that time of the day when no matter how many coffees or power shots you have, your forehead plays knock knock with the desk and keyboard.




EVEN THE BEST SECURITY SYSTEM - Only functions when it is activated




SNOOZE ALARM - IF WE WERE MEANT TO POP OUT OF BED WE'D ALL SLEEP IN A TOASTER


TAGS: sleep
Rating: 4.36/5


OR YOUR CATS -


TAGS: voices crazy sleep insanity night
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

djrcreative - January 17, 2012, 3:10 pm
Mine's like a popcorn popper, hence my Obsession poster. Just asingular voice, though. ;) Eventually it shorts out and stops functioning.
hermit57 - January 17, 2012, 7:01 am
mine start showing movies!
falloutghoul - January 16, 2012, 6:54 pm
I know how that feels. I have a good train of thought RIGHT when I go to sleep.


INSOMNIA -


TAGS: insomnia ak can t sleep eye
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Arrogant Knight

TheTrashHeap - August 10, 2010, 12:04 pm
Bump from the past.
Ed-Hyde - September 9, 2009, 10:18 am
Too late, 3hrs of sleep a night for the last 2 weeks. I'm starting to think that Ubi is the pinnacle of tv programs.
Arrogant Knight - September 9, 2009, 10:14 am
It meant "Stay the f*ck away or it'll consume you too" ...Seriously, run.
Player_Meyer - September 9, 2009, 10:13 am
hahaha "INSOMNIA" kinda meant "SEARCH IT AND ADMIRE IT NEWB" to me...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 9, 2009, 10:12 am
Gave me a chance to 5 it. I was sure I had voted on this one before though.....
Arrogant Knight - September 9, 2009, 10:11 am
I didn't ask you to go and dig it up.. God dammit, now it's in my head vividly. Thanks a LOT.
Player_Meyer - September 9, 2009, 10:10 am
oh and gave yah a 4
Player_Meyer - September 9, 2009, 10:10 am
Yeah... It's kinda creepy... I sleep like a dead rock though
LogicDude - May 6, 2009, 2:18 pm
Zzzzzzzz...what? huh? whozat? Zzzzzzzzz...
Sean - May 3, 2009, 12:21 am
Anyone who wants to do a true demot right, can learn a lot from this one. The color of the text. The length of each line. The simplicity of the over all format. If you've had a serious case of insomnia, you'll want to pummel AR for doing this one.


THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX - So I can finish my nap


TAGS: cat box sleep bob
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by rodangol

Schultz1 - April 7, 2012, 1:08 am
Schrödinger's cat!
Rhovanmark - January 22, 2012, 1:02 am
That is so my cat, lol!


PRAIRIE PROVERBS - Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.


TAGS: proverbs wisdom worry sleepy quote
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

Yorick - September 15, 2012, 12:28 am
Ain't that the truth.
beastmaster - July 29, 2012, 9:02 pm
Thank you! :)
maoworks2 - March 29, 2012, 7:03 am
Very Nice!
rerun - March 28, 2012, 7:54 pm

sweet


INSOMNIA -


TAGS: sleep thoughts insomnia never hammy
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 12, 2013, 3:22 am
You will notice by the time at when I wrote this, I have a long night ahead of me.
Hawamleh - January 21, 2012, 7:41 am
thanks Ice :D and New guy :D
djrcreative - January 21, 2012, 4:40 am
Agreed. Tonight's not my night, and that awesome (creepy) ph**o won't help matters even if I tried.
ICEMAN - January 20, 2012, 9:42 pm
Nice work Hamster.


FACING THE WORLD -


TAGS: sleep morning tired good wake
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:21 am
MAN That Hit's The Spot


When all else fails -


TAGS: nap sleep bench stress
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Iconoclast - August 4, 2013, 10:42 pm
My thought was that his shoes will be gone when he wakes up.
lgvernon - August 3, 2013, 4:57 pm

Naps are good! This poor guy needs a girlfriend with a cushy lap or a fatter briefcase.


THE PACKERS - yes, they are this boring




CAMOUFLAGE - Now your only concern will be cannibalistic bears... or the ones in heat.




remember -


TAGS: sleep angel
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Sho

NickelinDimer - August 15, 2016, 12:14 am
All, too, often!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 18, 2014, 12:57 pm
Awe, man Sho! Dang, this is classic! 5 angels for you... crap, in this context that didn't sound right. Lol


18, 19, 20, 21, 22.... -




EVER FIND THAT PERFECT SLEEPING POSITION? - Me Neither


TAGS: dog flexible sleeping unusual position
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by smcculley

caveman - December 13, 2011, 6:23 am
Dude i will say one thing..................... Nice.


SLEEPING AT WORK - I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!




CAT STACKING - Just wait till that pup wakes up!




LONGEVITY -


TAGS: sleeping with the fishes is k****
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:59 pm
'ziffff.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2012, 11:54 pm
Thank you. That ra** means everything to me. It was my first time.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:49 pm
and Burton Cummings, and Doug and the Slugs.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:48 pm
Yep. For a second there I thought I demanded my mixed ra** (r-a-p-e) back. But given that it's Mooooooooooooooooooooo we're talking about here ... he can keep THAT.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:45 pm
Test: ***e
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:44 pm
Why is t-a-p-e censored?
Sean - September 5, 2012, 11:42 pm
The children?!! Hey, skkrew the-- uhm, nevermind. But I want that mixed ***e I made you. Give it back ya big whiner. And for yor 411 ... it's not all Dalbelo and Arcade Fire. There's some Good Charlet on there, and some Dictators, and National Velvet
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 5, 2012, 9:15 pm
Dammit Sean! come back to us....think about the children.
Sean - September 5, 2012, 8:30 pm
Thanks. You're the goochiest.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:12 pm
Genius
GreyScorpion - October 4, 2010, 8:16 pm
crap, is that were it went? 5L
agdaniele - October 4, 2010, 8:11 pm
5L
spacedog - October 4, 2010, 4:48 pm
Bravo.
Faceplant31 - October 4, 2010, 12:28 pm
5L. Nice one sean


Insomnia -


TAGS: insomnia never goes away it just gets better no can haz a sleep
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 9:41 pm

Could have, but my mind's a blank.
Silverheart - January 17, 2014, 5:02 pm

Then your forked
lgvernon - January 17, 2014, 1:11 pm

That would be me. ONly there's a fork stuck in that outlet...


WAITING... - Me is here, how come you no call?




PORTRAITS -


TAGS: night bed sleep
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by Sho

dy2012 - June 9, 2012, 12:54 am
Nice one Sho!You're the master of supense..Alfred Hitch**** of Motifake
Sho - June 3, 2012, 5:22 pm
visit motitwist.com for motivational ones. no need to create a new acount
RealityCheck - June 3, 2012, 5:19 pm
It's supposed to be a motivational poster, not a short novel.
LiquidAngel - June 2, 2012, 5:54 pm
creepy and creative, beautifully done
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:21 am
A motifake that you created.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 2, 2012, 11:20 am
Dude! I think that’s the second Motifake I nearly defecated myself. Good job!
rerun - June 2, 2012, 8:03 am

shivers, wonderful


FADING LOVE -


TAGS: love fade sleep
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Nissta - April 12, 2012, 8:12 pm
so what does it flaming mean when you're an insomniac!!!!


C-L-A-S-S -




TO PROTECT AND SERVE -




LOADED QUESTIONS - Is it OK Mom, if the Cats sleep on my bed tonight?




YOUR TAX DOLLARS -




nocturnal paranoia -


TAGS: while you were sleeping i was staring
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

MissPriss - August 29, 2013, 10:35 pm
Actua5Lly the dangerous part was when the ex woke up from me watching him cuz I always tried something new each time to scare the sh*t out of him...muhahaha!


CONSCIOUSNESS - That annoying time between this nap and the next one.




IGNORANT -


TAGS: sleep alone nightmare
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Sho

Sho - July 15, 2012, 1:49 pm
152796 :P
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 1:36 pm
I called myself a n00b in reference to my time spent here. I also called myself a narcissist which means that I already know I'm better than all of you...at least that's what your girlfriends think ;)
Sho - July 15, 2012, 12:45 pm
Lmao y'all are killing me xD
GaryO - July 15, 2012, 12:29 pm
…and the Sho must go on…..hind ends up everyone! First sniff’s on me. Cheers.
Sho - July 15, 2012, 12:15 pm
Point well made, steve. And no need to call yourself a noob, we all get better by learning and trying
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 12:14 pm
quality work. So as a n00b and as a narcissistic bitter old man, I ask you all to kiss and make up before I have to put you all over my knee ;)How's that for length? LOL
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 12:10 pm
not matter as long as it's good and entertaining. I find shorter and precise easier to read with my short attention span. Part of the beauty of Motifake is that it allows a variety of styles for a variety of tastes and I find all the regulars here do
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 12:06 pm
I realize that I'm just a n00b but if I can offer my opinion, I personally look at the pic first, then the title, then what is written below. Each must grab my attention and keep it or I stop and move on. I hate to waste time and while length to me does
Sho - July 14, 2012, 11:35 am
Let me put it simple for you. It doesn't matter tome if you don't like long posters. I will keep making more. The mods like them, a lot of other people on the site likes them. And I know you love them too. There will be more so sit back, learn and enjoy.
spacedog - July 14, 2012, 10:46 am
Ha! So why don't you re-read your first comment on this poster and see if it resembles pi55ing and moaning? Do you plan on sharing any positive opinions of posters or is trolling all we can expect?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 14, 2012, 10:37 am
I was hoping that you'd catch on and realize that no one agrees with you...Why do you think that you get to decide how posters should be made? you've got no business criticizing anyone's posters.
RealityCheck - July 14, 2012, 10:29 am
Not nearly as easy as whining when someone criticizes.
spacedog - July 13, 2012, 7:36 pm
You have made this point before. You are entitled to your opinion, but I like this poster. I gave it 5L. Sho creates great atmosphere with his posters. You should try it. It's not easy, like criticizing.
Sho - July 13, 2012, 7:28 pm
You like these don't you? I'll make sure to make a lot more.
RealityCheck - July 13, 2012, 7:16 pm
Yet another FABULOUS short novel by one of the members here.... as a demotivator, however, it leaves something to be desired. Like EDITING FOR BREVITY.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 13, 2012, 3:10 am
Another fanta5tic Motifake by Sho that creeps me out, reminding why I sleep with a buck knife XD Good job, dude! Well worded.
Jerry430 - July 13, 2012, 1:49 am
Isn't that that one guy from Ponyo?
GaryO - July 11, 2012, 10:42 am
I KNEW IT!!


IMAGINATION - If I could only be with you in my dreams, I would sleep forever.


TAGS: dream love sleep
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by bugybugy

Zealot - April 8, 2010, 5:40 pm
if dreams were like that than we wouldn't know what was life or the dream
Faceplant31 - April 8, 2010, 5:24 pm
I like it. I hate having good dreams cause once you wake up you can't ever go right back to where you left off.


JAPANESE WOMEN -




A COP SLEEPING IN THEIR CAR = FAIL -


TAGS: police fail sleep stupid
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by p4l4din

MashiMashi - June 22, 2012, 1:54 am
the real story is what he did to piss off his fellow officers that theyed do that to him
Iconoclast - June 20, 2012, 11:55 pm
True story. Cop on stakeout, falls asleep, other officers open the door, remove his pistol, remove equipment from the car. He tried to defend himself when brought up on dereliction charges. He lost.
SteveFurlong - June 20, 2012, 7:23 pm
I used to bike to work through a mall parking lot that sometimes had a sleeping cop. So I carried my camera until I found him sleeping again... and the battery was dead. Which gives me an idea for a poster.
Reality Lord - June 20, 2012, 6:57 am

not so bad unless you're rolling down the highway. nice poster :)


YOUNG AND OLD - You say I have daddy issues, but I’m not the one sleeping with someone my daughters age.




WORK ETHIC - It's why you'll have that management position later on.




VILLAINESS KOMBAT - The Disney Villainesses try out Street Fighting.




Gotta Know -


TAGS: sleep feelings refreshed bed day
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 23, 2015, 12:42 am
Dammit...only choke? I was really trying for that snort through your nose thingy. Oh well still taking the 5L's. Thanks dizz.
mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 10:03 pm
Prissy, you made me choke on my coffee again! Totally relate!!!! 5 ROTFL lions!!!!


FAILURE - When your best just isn't Good enough...Get a better T-Shirt!!


TAGS: drunk sleep
Rating: 4.63/5

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PUNCTUALITY - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.


TAGS: why i sleep in
Rating: 4.59/5

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SunnyDay - December 21, 2010, 10:00 am
funny 5L


TO SLEEP - Perchance to dream.




THE AMERICAN DREAM - For you have to be sleeping to believe it




SLEEPING PILLS - The new permanent kind


TAGS: bullet sleep pills
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Unsavory

faulty switch - August 6, 2009, 3:31 am
one in the head will do just fine.
Watcher - December 15, 2008, 9:00 pm
Take 2 of these in the head and never again call the doc in the morning.
me - December 15, 2008, 7:30 am
I don't get it, is that some kind of suicide pill?


PERSPECTIVE -




EXAGGERATIONS -


TAGS: sleep with the fishes dead
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by caveman

Oiler - February 4, 2013, 10:48 am
If you mean Kanye...then I agree...he would be better ***ed to the roof outside.
jig - January 28, 2012, 12:14 pm
Never get Keany West here!


ARMY - As Always sleeping while the marines do all the work.


TAGS: army marines sleeping
Rating: 2.74/5

More motifakes by tony

hex - June 6, 2009, 11:00 pm
yeah, right because marines don't sleep right? hoorah!


SLEEP TALKER... -


TAGS: sleep talk wife listen mariand
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mariand

Yorick - September 29, 2012, 2:53 pm
Nice. She complains about me talking and even jumping out of bed in my sleep. I could really mess with her pretending to be asleep. Why have I not thought of that before? 5L!
mariand - September 28, 2012, 11:09 am
hehehe...it was a time when I was afraid of what I could talk while I was sleeping... but anyway, it can be easily denied.
Bull - September 28, 2012, 10:54 am
Lol, nice. I've been there before.
GaryO - September 28, 2012, 9:04 am
Oh, this is good. Tried that once, years ago….once. She hadn’t developed her sense of humor quite yet. You’d think the velocity of a pillow is rather harmless……not. My ear rang for days.


WAKE UP -


TAGS: diddy plastic boss sleep
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Sean - October 17, 2011, 5:28 pm
*snickers* "morning cou***"
Reality Lord - October 17, 2011, 3:04 pm

the morning cou***...feels resentment at driving her timmy to his school bus...lol5


SNOOZE BUTTON -




KEEP THE DREAM ALIVE! - Hit the snooze button.




WHO NEEDS SLEEP -


TAGS: poster creativity sleep insomnia insanity
Rating: 4.28/5

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maoworks2 - January 16, 2012, 2:46 pm
Sorry No TIme, Gotta Get Back To Jamie Lee !


thinking about me? -


TAGS: sleep nightmare scary
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by getuppunk

Vinxman - May 9, 2013, 10:09 pm
FYI--This is definitely not a good pick up line. I won't try that one again.
CloudchaserS - May 9, 2013, 12:06 am
And if I hacksaw the legs of my bed so you can't hide under it, then what? Hide in the closet? Then to get me, you'd have to come out of the closet


ICHABOD CRANE - isn't fun too be seven again


TAGS: sleepy
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by maoworks2

maoworks2 - October 23, 2011, 3:47 pm
thanks
Reality Lord - October 23, 2011, 11:07 am

i love good halloween posters.


SERENITY - I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car




IT'S TOUGH - to really get motivated in the morning




ON WEDNESDAYS I GO SHOPPIN' - And have buttered scones for tea


TAGS: he sleeps all night and he works all day
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Airman

pzykosiz - May 11, 2010, 9:24 pm
nice one airman 5L's
sickartist - May 11, 2010, 8:24 pm
5 "I'm Okay" L's
Derek - May 11, 2010, 7:56 pm
The poor horses; must have sprigs on their shoes for traction


Growing Up -


TAGS: grow up fall asleep moment
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Rick69

MissPriss - August 17, 2013, 1:02 am
Slick...you never cease to impress the HE5LL out of me with your creations.
ughomer - August 16, 2013, 12:04 pm
This is 5o profound that Rick 68 could have compo5ed it!
BobbEdwards - August 16, 2013, 10:48 am
Great 5tuff
GaryO - August 15, 2013, 8:04 pm
Whudayaknow, the wunderkind still makes posters….really good posters. Good to see my young mentor here.
rerun - August 15, 2013, 7:48 pm

Yes, what she said.
Greeny - August 15, 2013, 7:16 pm
It may take me a while to doze off; but I do know June of '72 at the drive-in. 5 big back seats
lgvernon - August 15, 2013, 5:01 pm

This is beautiful and so true. 5 poignant Ls.


MOST PEOPLE GO THROUGH LIFE ASLEEP -


TAGS: life sleep aware beauty amazement
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by zontarfromvenus

Silverheart - January 29, 2013, 4:33 pm

Another 5L'er from zontar. This one might fit nicely at Motitwist, too.


Marriage -


TAGS: married enemies beds wars sleeping
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 28, 2013, 11:04 pm
Thanks and right back at ya. Really enjoying yours dawg.
spacedog - October 28, 2013, 5:36 pm
Excellent run of posters Miss P.


hopes & wishes -




VEHICULAR NARCOLEPSY -


TAGS: wyoming wind sleeping truck humor
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - December 20, 2013, 11:27 am

On a trip to Denver last winter, we counted 22 rigs sleeping by the side of the road on I-25~~and that was only the southbound lanes.
STP - December 20, 2013, 1:40 am
I first drove through Wyoming around this time back in 2008. Within 10 miles of crossing the state line, I found either two or three trucks tipped over just like this.
GaryO - December 11, 2013, 10:58 pm
AWWWW YEAHHHH!


SENILITY -


TAGS: sleep helps brain mariand
Rating: 4.9/5

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Rudedog - January 27, 2013, 8:18 pm
Or maybe you won't notice


NIGHT SHIFT -


TAGS: sleeplessness visitors nightshift
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - April 17, 2014, 10:38 pm

In front of them.
lgvernon - April 17, 2014, 10:37 pm

An 18-year-old newlywed, they found me in our cabin on the edge of the Trinity Natl Wilderness~~no electricity, 80 mi from town. I was so excited to see anyone, I opened the door. Then I was polite, so they returned. 3rd time, I burned their tracts.
Airman - April 17, 2014, 10:15 pm
just tell them you're Jewish.. they go away


OOPS -


TAGS: fell asleep at the wheel
Rating: 4.86/5

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Oiler - January 30, 2013, 5:26 pm
I have seen this almost exact scene on a pipeline years ago. I was awake when they brought the machine up...but wished I hadn't been very soon after.


L.S -


TAGS: love sleep lonely
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Sho

Greeny - May 3, 2013, 9:36 pm
Covers just about everybody in my house 5


HYPNIC JERK -


TAGS: sleep fall bed
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Sho

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 10, 2013, 12:20 pm
Awe, man Sho! Hahaha, man! You got me there. Another poster you've made that'll give me in5omnia for another week.
TheSanityInspector - March 24, 2013, 1:39 pm
Oh, didn't see that punchline coming!


THE LONGEST NIGHT -




NO REST FOR THE WEARY - We sleep safely at night, because rough men stand ready to visit violence on those who would harm us.


TAGS: rnr orwell sleep guard 1984
Rating: 4.68/5

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BoneCD - July 13, 2010, 3:36 pm
5 guardian poodles. Nicely said RnR!
Faceplant31 - July 13, 2010, 3:33 pm
Very nice. 5L
GySgt1811 - July 13, 2010, 3:24 pm
Yes.


YET WE STILL USE IT. -




ACCEPTANCE -


TAGS: sleep dream
Rating: 4.4/5

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IF I SHOULD DIE BEFORE I WAKE... - Just roll me out of bed and call the undertaker in the morning.




I COULD DO THIS JOB IN MY SLEEP - ...and I often do.


TAGS: sleep mode
Rating: 4.18/5

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GaryO - March 17, 2013, 12:53 pm
And if yer boss wakes you up…..’in Jesus’ name, amen’


THE BEST TIME -


TAGS: sleep fear ghost
Rating: 4.14/5

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omg... can't sleep -


TAGS: horror monsters sleep
Rating: 4.14/5

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falloutghoul - June 10, 2013, 8:46 am
They already have...


regret -


TAGS: dream nightmare sleep wish
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Sho

rerun - June 22, 2013, 2:41 pm

strong


afraid to go to sleep? -


TAGS: sleep horror freddy
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by getuppunk

CloudchaserS - June 15, 2013, 10:09 pm
He has nightmares about being cornered by the Dream Warriors/Dokken


HOLIDAY SHOPPING -




FOOL ME ONCE -


TAGS: platitude fool me twice and i ll kill you in your sleep
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Neener

Jamesd - October 18, 2010, 6:55 pm
Hey, i've got that as my background on my ihpone
rerun - October 17, 2010, 11:42 pm

like it.


DEMI Lovato -




ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION -




LET ME SLEEP! - I'm fat! Kevlars heavy! and its hot out here!




WAKE UP WITH D20 IN YOUR POCKET - Rolling for ZZzz's


TAGS: d20 roll sleep
Rating: 2.43/5

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KIDS -


TAGS: kids funny sleepy
Rating: 2.23/5

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djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 12:55 pm
The poor kid is not safe at all like that!!!!!!!!! xx
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 22, 2010, 1:57 am
some one has to be able to read the fertilizer bags and lawnmower instruction manuals.
agdaniele - March 22, 2010, 1:55 am
(aka: Home Depot parking lot)
agdaniele - March 22, 2010, 1:55 am
I learned to spell in Mexican vocational school.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 22, 2010, 1:53 am
did you learn to spell in proson Aggy?
agdaniele - March 22, 2010, 1:52 am
Nevermind that, just try it in a sentence.
agdaniele - March 22, 2010, 1:50 am
LMAO! Can you use that in a scentence?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 22, 2010, 1:50 am
redonkulous?
agdaniele - March 22, 2010, 1:47 am
Anyone have a thesaurus? There's an antonym for profound... I need it.


Before you fall apart -


TAGS: lie bed hope sleep fall apart
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Rick69

MissPriss - October 30, 2016, 12:45 am
Before...after...the order really doesn't matter when you've already fallen. Nicely UP'd Slick.
mizzdizz - October 27, 2016, 10:41 pm
Some weeks are like that! Excellent, 69! ^!


THE HARDEST PART? - Getting them back into the box the way they came out.




SLEEP -




MOTIVATIONAL - TAKING A REST -


TAGS: rest sleep work exhausted
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by ArturiusMaxwell

Reality Lord - June 6, 2011, 1:39 pm

glad to see you posted new guy. have you hit the noobland thread in forums yet?
rerun - June 4, 2011, 11:56 pm

good 1st effort, welcome to Motifake.
ArturiusMaxwell - June 4, 2011, 9:23 pm
My first post, Hope you guys like. Been watching the site long enough and figured I'd submit a few of my own.


NARCOLEPSY - Strikes again!


TAGS: sleep time soccer
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by inFAM1S

Reality Lord - February 28, 2012, 8:35 pm

lolz


CALLING - Need not come just once... Need not come from the almighty at all times... But somehow comes exactly when you are sleeping...




WIND-UP CAT -




LOLCATS -




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